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Naomi No More: Part 1
"Sorry if I took a little longer to finish up back there."
"Hey, it's not every day a guy gets to see his girlfriend wolf down five big bowls of pasta like that."
"Had to prove a point to that waiter. 'The all-you-can eat deal probably isn't the best for you.' Yeah right!"
"Well, you certainly showed him."
"I know right? Bet a badass like me doesn't walk into that restaurant all that often."
"Y-Yeah."
"Still, it was pretty sweet to hear I've got the new record. And I wasn't even really tying to carbo load!"
"...Alex?"
"Yeah?"
"I was sort of hoping we could talk."
"Aren't we doing that right now?"
"I mean, talk about you."
"Oh? Wer
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popularity war TF part 1/2
Lindsey: Uh, how is Janna so much more popular than me?
Lindsey: Hmmm, I might be able to fix that
Lindsey: these little robots should do the trick. ( blows the Nano machines at Jana)
Lindsey: hey, everyone look at the ugly midgette, doesn't she look like she belongs in preschool, and not in college?
Ms. Peenx: Now where did I put that spare canister. I hope no one stole them or...
Ms. Peenx: Oop, to late. good thing I programmed them to notified me when and on who they're used. Alright, let's see the damage
Janna: *crying*
Ms. Peenx: Oh dear, this is worse than I thought.
Ms. Peenx: Oh you poor thing, what happened?
Janna: *sniffle*
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popularity war TF part 2/2
Lindsey: That's it boys, take it all in.
???: ummm excuse me...
Lindsey: whaaaaat?
Janna: Ummm, I was just wondering if someone could hep me with my books.
Lindsey:...?
Lindsey:....?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: Ill carry your books.
Guy 2: No I will.
guy 3: I saw her first
Lindsey: What. Just. Happened
Ms. Peenx: Oh nothing much, you just lost the rock-paper-scissors that is popularity. I do believe cute beats beauty. now for your punishment for stealing.
Ms.Peenx: now these nano bots will remove your beauty, but will strength what ever trait you valued after that.
Lindsey: *crying*
Ms. Peenx: Oh dear, I forgot to account for the possibility tha
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This is the next part of Tales of Exile, a series I'm submitting as an entry for 
Dictionary Bimbo contest.
Tales of Exile is the story of 5 evil adventurers and their travels on an island of lust. If you want to learn more, you should read the Tales of Exile: Introduction This is the story of Malack the Marauder.
Needless to say, I don't think anyone's going to feel much sympathy for Malack.
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Dictionary Bimbo contest.Tales of Exile is the story of 5 evil adventurers and their travels on an island of lust. If you want to learn more, you should read the Tales of Exile: Introduction This is the story of Malack the Marauder.
Needless to say, I don't think anyone's going to feel much sympathy for Malack.
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(Blinks a few times) Wait a second I don't recall seeing that belt around the second Orc's gut the first time around. Update?